I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
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