Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Just pee around me
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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