i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
my poor anus
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
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