I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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