Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
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