I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
Randomize
