I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
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