why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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