i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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