talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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