I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
time to smoke my breakfast
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Randomize
