# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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