new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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