Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
All the doctor said was why
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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