I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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