no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Randomize