This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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