try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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