Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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