Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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