She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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