I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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