just come out here and I will go home with you...
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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