I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
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