can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Randomize
