But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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