I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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