yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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