if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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