Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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