You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
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