You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
they need to just BURY HIM!
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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