So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
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