Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Randomize
