Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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