508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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