Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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