Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Everyone says I win the strip club
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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