Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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