So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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