Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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