i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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