do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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