Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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