If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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