Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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