Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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