You're earring is so big in my mouth
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
We are two peas in an std pod
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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