:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Randomize
