i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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