My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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