they need to just BURY HIM!
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
The air was thick with penises
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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