yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
you win again, gameday.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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