What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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