If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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